It’s a well known fact that nobody breezes through life without collecting a little dirty laundry along the way and while we don’t condone airing one’s dirty laundry for all the world to see, we’ve decided to make a tiny exception, just this once, for the grand opening of Conspiracy’s 'Laundryland’ 🧺

Imagine a land where nobody cares if you’ve got your knickers in a knot or your panties in a bunch, a land where you can rinse, wash and tumble-dry with your buddies all day and all night without getting a dirty look. A land where all your troubles are washed away with last night’s spaghetti stains – this is Conspiracy’s ‘Laundryland’ ladies and gentlemen - and as long as you’re having basket loads of fun, you’re always welcome here. 

To mark this momentous occasion we’ve invited a couple of a special guests for their first spin on Conspiracy turf. Party starter Alec Falconer - co-founder of ‘Ba Dum Tish’ and one third of live act ‘Phone Traxx’ - joins us from the UK alongside ‘Golden Record NYC’ resident Morgan, who makes her way back to Aussie soil off the back of a mammoth European summer including appearances at VBX, Slapfunk, Tini & The Gang and Yoyaku to name just a few.

And of course, it wouldn’t be a Conspiracy party without your favourite crew of suspects doing what you know and love to round out this heavy-duty cycle of selectors.

Now let’s get down to the real business - your costumes 👘

We don’t care if your grandma dresses you, if your partner dresses you, if your boss dresses you, we don’t even care if you dress yourself. All we care about is that you’re wearing somebody else’s laundry - in other words, we wanna see the weirdest and most wonderful second hand selections you can possibly manage. Laundry is the name - recycled fashion is the game ♻️

Laundryland you say? Have we inhaled a little too much detergent you ask? Well… yes, but that’s another matter, all you need to know is that we are cleaning up our act and we want you to join us. 

We can’t promise to iron out all the world’s problems with one party, but we’ll give it our best shot.

Day Lineup 🧼🧼🧼

Alec Falconer


Elijah Something

Andy Ivory

Night Lineup 🧼🧼🧼

Nate S.U

Jad Hammerson